You are getting ready to email me,
along with about 150 other folks today...

First, DON'T send any attachments - graphic or otherwise - unless I've asked you for it. If you decide to ignore this simple request, I will most certainly ignore yours. Your entire message (including attachments) will be deleted unread, and your address blocked.

Second, if the purpose of your email is to ask a question that has already been answered elsewhere on this web site, I can ASSURE you that you will receive the rudest reply you ever imagined.

I will GLADLY answer all legitimate questions; I WILL NOT waste my time to save wear and tear on your index finger - click the mouse and FIND IT!

This includes "Where do I send the money?". Try looking at the order form you ignored to get here.

I have looked and looked, and read the above but I still need assistance.